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This is the part of my site where you can follow my experience as I write my first novel, read exclusive excerpts and enjoy super bonus fun stuff.
I loved the idea of sharing the writing experience with you. Instead of getting a finished product dropped on your lap you will have been part of the process, you will have gotten to know the characters, you will have been there to hold my hand reassuringly on the dark days I fell to my knees and screeched at the heavens: “I HAVE NO TALENT!” The last bit will probably happen around my period.
About the book
The book (working title “Not a Notion”) was inspired by the (scary) question: ‘If we’re defined our job, what happens when we can’t figure out what we should be doing?’ And anyway, is that even fair? Is it right? Should we be defined by the work we do? What about all the other stuff like being nice to our Nan or pulling off floral headbands with élan?
The novel is a tragic comedy about Amy, a 28 year old who is looking for some meaning in life, for her place in the world. She has spent the five years since she graduated floating, going through the motions, unsure of who she is or where the hell her life is going. Well, that is until two events force her to take control of her life and find out what she’s made of. DUN DUN DUN…
She needs all the support she can get but with her Mam living in Turkey with her boyfriend Hassan, her activist best friend Clare too busy designing ‘merch’ for her many causes and her ‘people’s champion’ Nan setting up a Citizen’s Advice Bureau in her sitting room (there’s even a play area for the kids by the telly—no Lego though, not since little Terry O’ Shea nearly choked to death on a bit), she might just have to, as the great Heather Smalls of M People would say, ‘search for the hero inside herself’.
But will she be able to drag herself away from lying on the sofa and watching Jeremy Kyle and Philip Schofield and repeats of Little House of the Prairie? Will she learn to look at herself in the mirror without thinking ‘you big fecking eejit’? Will she find… peace?
The story is set in post-recession Dublin where Amy lives in a house she can’t afford (although she has her own bathroom so the odds of other people’s pubes between her toes in the shower are vastly reduced) with snobby princess Carol, no nonsense Garda Nancy, vicious-tongued Rasheed and silky-haired smug git Oisin (why won’t he tell her what conditioner he uses?)
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